Alternative Breaking News Alerts for Fox News

This really got sent today:


Other suggested Fox News breaking news alerts:

BREAKING: Why don’t you smile more, baby?

BREAKING: Perhaps you should stop being so shrill.

BREAKING: Hubba Hubba!

Sadly, satire can never outdo real life.

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