Alternative Breaking News Alerts for Fox News

This really got sent today:

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Other suggested Fox News breaking news alerts:

BREAKING: Why don’t you smile more, baby?

BREAKING: Perhaps you should stop being so shrill.

BREAKING: Hubba Hubba!

Sadly, satire can never outdo real life.

Author: joeldermole

Joel Mathis is a freelance writer who lives in Lawrence, Kansas with his wife and son. He spent nine years as a syndicated columnist, co-writing the RedBlueAmerica column as the liberal half of a point-counterpoint duo. His honors include awards for best online commentary from the Online News Association and (twice) from the City and Regional Magazine Association.

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